Celebrity Haiku # 89: Hot Stove Edition

Newly annointed BoSox skipper Bobby Valentine

I guess the good times are over for lax, out of shape, multimillionaire athletes in Boston for a while. Before starting in on his new Draconian regimen to whip lazy assed baseball layabouts into World Series contenders again, newly minted Boston Red Sox skipper Bobby Valentine penned this latest Celebrity Haiku to commemorate the occasion. Good luck sir, you'll need it.

Start spreadin' the news

Beer and Chicken my red ass

New Sheriff in town

-Bobby V