Erstwhile Red Sox closer Jonathan "Bojangles" PapelbonWell, he was amusing. I'll give him that. Now, his job is to amuse Philly fans,and my friends, that is no small task.So as we bid a fond farewell to J. Paps and his sometimes aggravating ninth inning hijinx, we commemorate his new contract with the Phils with a fresh new Celebrity Haiku.
Ship'n out to Philly
One riverdance coming up
I got your contract
-Jonathan Papelbon
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